This is either really funny or kinda sad...
So, I returned from my western Caribbean cruise a few weeks ago, and my co-worker, Bill, just came back to work this morning after his eastern itinerary. We were comparing notes when a third co-worker, Karen, joined the conversation.
Bill asked me what ports we visited.
I responded, "Two stops in Mexico, Honduras, Guatemala, Belize, and.....Oh! Grand Cayman"
Karen gave me a funny look. "Did you say you went to the Grand Canyon?"
I laughed and told her no, that would have been tricky.
"Yeah, I didn't think you went to Canada."